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HOW TO THWART THE NEXT BILL ALLEN

No doubt there will be another Bill Allen the question is, what can we do to reduce his chances of success? For a start, we can move the capitol off what is,
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Doing so, could reduce corruption by over 52%. How can I be so exact? Well, I ran the numbers. With some help. Census Bureau figures, USA Today ranked all the states according to how many public officials were convicted of corruption between 1998 and 2007. I added some geographic data and happened upon these fun facts:

The three most corrupt states in the country (North Dakota, Louisiana, Alaska) all have capitols more than 100 miles from their state’s largest city.

The five most honest states are located, on average, only 26 miles from their largest cities.

Overall, the farther a state’s capitol is from its major population center, the more likely its officials are to be convicted of corruption.

The greater the distance between a state’s largest city and its capitol, the more officials convicted for corruption.

But wait, two Alaskan officials convicted in 2007, Pete Kott and Vic Koring, might have their cases overturned. That would help our standing. Unfortunately, since then three others have been convicted: Jim Clark (2008), John Cowdery (2008), and Bevery Masek (2009). (And Ted Stevens wasn’t included in USA Today’s first analysis because he wasn’t charged until 2008. )

But what about concentrating political power in Anchorage? Well,
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Why does it matter where the capitol is all politicians are bad anyway? A lot of them are crooks, but probably not all of them. My own theory,
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As it stands, unless it’s a weekend, 95% of our legislators can’t go home after a day in session instead many find there way to a hotel bar where a highly paid lobbyist is most likely staying in the room upstairs. We can only hope they remember their constituents the next morning.

Bottom line: If you send okay kids to school in a bad neighborhood far from home, some of them are going to get into trouble. Stuff the pockets of those same kids with a few billion dollars to hand out and before you know it, the FBI is getting involved.

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